when you reactivate your okcupid account for the first time in almost 2 years and in the first 3 hours you get 10 messages and 100 profile views.
one of which being this golden piece of literature:
"Hi how are you ? My name’s Manny I think your cute and beautiful like the full moon at night with bright star’s all around and a wolf howls for it’s beauty"
I’d like to thank my boyfriend for bringing this hilarity back into my life.
thank goodness we’re friends with the upstairs neighbor cause I totally forgot that I need my resume printed for the interview tomorrow and I just asked if they could print it for me and they said yes so that’s very nice and positive
it’s so hot today why is this happening